Us & God

  The husband says to his wife "honey we need groceries". To which the wife replies "I'll pray about that". Then she bows her head, closes her eyes and says " Father we need groceries and you promised to supply all of our needs so please give us our groceries. Amen".

You are on a bus. You your family and friends are in the back of the bus. The bus driver is in his seat and his family and friends are in the front of the bus. The problem is, the bus driver and his family and friends are a bunch of lunatics. The driver is going 90 M.P.H. down a road that leads straight off of a cliff and his family and friends are cheering him on.